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Fic: Tennant/Simm: Soft Bomb

Who: David Tennant/John Simm.
What: RPS fic. A night in the lives of David and John.
Rating: R. (For language, shagging, and ~feelings.)
Why: Been kicking this little idea around for a while, so polishing and posting it seemed long overdue. Expanding on a bit from my last fic:

To see how much he could make David relax and let go of everything. To see that manic energy but without those underlying concerns for politeness and propriety. He’d love to see what David would be like when he’s properly wrecked.

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xiilnek:

It’s the same post

xiilnek:

It’s the same post

aikainkauna:

Yes, well. David, I think we all know why you’re watching that one particular British series set in the Mediterranean.

# oh the arguments they’d have over music # every time david admits he has questionable tastes john rewards him with a new Beatles shirt

This. Arguing over music is generally my favorite (non-sexual~) Tensimms thing. (Not that it even has to stay non-sexual. But still.)

itsybitsylemonsqueezy:

thisisgallifrey:

Wow, thanks, mate! I’m pleased you liked that moment, and so flattered that you liked it enough to want to expand on it! If you feel like doing a drabble inspired by it, then sure, go right ahead. Just make sure you send me the link when you post it, yeah? ;D

“Doctor?”
Wait. Hold on. What. Did he actually just say that? Did that word just leave his mouth? He didn’t even… that REALLY wasn’t what he meant, really, he meant David, so he can’t have just said…
But David is looking at him with this huge grin slowly spreading over his face like the sun fucking beaming through clouds, so he must have said it.
Shit. He must be more exhausted than he thought, that cold midway through filming must have really done him in, he was still getting over it, so really he can be forgiven for a slip up like that…
“You called me Doctor,” and David still has that face-splitting smile, honestly, how can anyone have a smile that big? as he accepts the styrofoam cup of piss-poor coffee, couldn’t remember why he was even offering him any, except to be nice.
John offered a nervous smile in return, “Yeah, it seems I have,” and for a mad second he quirks his eyebrow at him, slipping into character, “what of it, Doctor?” What was he thinking?! Teasing David Tennant, the bloody fucking Doctor incarnate and he was his Master and oh he really didn’t want to think about those implications right now, not in this moment of personal conflict.
Dave, (oh Dave was it now, John? You really are tired, you should just go to bed and save yourself the embarrassment), just grinned wider though (how was that even possible?), “Aw, thanks, John,” he says as he takes a polite sip of the pathetically weak coffee. John is simultaneously grateful he doesn’t continue the ridiculous roleplay, and there’s a tiny, foreign, but not unpleasant, swell of pride when he says that, his name, just his name.
Until this point he’d been John Simm. John Simm, the great actor from Life on Mars (David’s words, not his), John Simm, his foil, John Simm, his scene partner. This was in part because John Barrowman was also on set and they had to keep them straight somehow, so Barrowman was Dave’s John. But now he was Dave’s John, John, his mate who hands him coffee, John, his mate who occasionally, teasingly, calls him ‘Doctor’, John, his mate who wasn’t totally averse to having his massive Doctor Who chin nuzzled against his face while he sobbed for the dead Master.
John found he liked the sound of that.

Dude. This is really good. I just. Wow. :3 So IC and, actually, quite like I’d imagined the moment would go myself.
Still so flattered that I inspired this! Thank you for sharing it with me!

itsybitsylemonsqueezy:

thisisgallifrey:

Wow, thanks, mate! I’m pleased you liked that moment, and so flattered that you liked it enough to want to expand on it! If you feel like doing a drabble inspired by it, then sure, go right ahead. Just make sure you send me the link when you post it, yeah? ;D

“Doctor?”

Wait. Hold on. What. Did he actually just say that? Did that word just leave his mouth? He didn’t even… that REALLY wasn’t what he meant, really, he meant David, so he can’t have just said…

But David is looking at him with this huge grin slowly spreading over his face like the sun fucking beaming through clouds, so he must have said it.

Shit. He must be more exhausted than he thought, that cold midway through filming must have really done him in, he was still getting over it, so really he can be forgiven for a slip up like that…

“You called me Doctor,” and David still has that face-splitting smile, honestly, how can anyone have a smile that big? as he accepts the styrofoam cup of piss-poor coffee, couldn’t remember why he was even offering him any, except to be nice.

John offered a nervous smile in return, “Yeah, it seems I have,” and for a mad second he quirks his eyebrow at him, slipping into character, “what of it, Doctor?” What was he thinking?! Teasing David Tennant, the bloody fucking Doctor incarnate and he was his Master and oh he really didn’t want to think about those implications right now, not in this moment of personal conflict.

Dave, (oh Dave was it now, John? You really are tired, you should just go to bed and save yourself the embarrassment), just grinned wider though (how was that even possible?), “Aw, thanks, John,” he says as he takes a polite sip of the pathetically weak coffee. John is simultaneously grateful he doesn’t continue the ridiculous roleplay, and there’s a tiny, foreign, but not unpleasant, swell of pride when he says that, his name, just his name.

Until this point he’d been John Simm. John Simm, the great actor from Life on Mars (David’s words, not his), John Simm, his foil, John Simm, his scene partner. This was in part because John Barrowman was also on set and they had to keep them straight somehow, so Barrowman was Dave’s John. But now he was Dave’s John, John, his mate who hands him coffee, John, his mate who occasionally, teasingly, calls him ‘Doctor’, John, his mate who wasn’t totally averse to having his massive Doctor Who chin nuzzled against his face while he sobbed for the dead Master.

John found he liked the sound of that.

Dude. This is really good. I just. Wow. :3 So IC and, actually, quite like I’d imagined the moment would go myself.

Still so flattered that I inspired this! Thank you for sharing it with me!

aikainkauna:

7001st post, guise! Have some exquisitely crafted artwork summarising the spirit of this blog.

And I will always wonder How it would be if we never had met Life would be easier, But dull, I suspect. You’d ask me to keep it discreet So I’ll sing a song of deceit And I’d never claim you were mine, Just if we were words, we would rhyme.

And I will always wonder
How it would be if we never had met
Life would be easier,
But dull, I suspect.
You’d ask me to keep it discreet
So I’ll sing a song of deceit
And I’d never claim you were mine,
Just if we were words, we would rhyme.

#it's a 'dear john: this is how hard i need you to fuck me' code #on a scale of 'please please me' to 'let it be'

I wonder which albums would be which extremity though
or possibly they all just mean an 11 on the fuck me scale

Ah, noticed the tags, did you? ;D *smug*

Wellll, I was thinking a (reversed) chronological scale, with “Please Please Me” as 10 and “Let it Be” as 1. Since the titles are actually rather bloody fitting. But I might actually like your idea better, it’s got to be said. (Because, come on, how could Dave not always need an 11 on the fuck me scale?)

Fic: Tennant/Simm: Love and Other Threats

Who: David Tennant/John Simm.
What: Even more RPS fic. The theme is domesticity (or lack thereof).
Rating: NC-17.

And you left your love and other threats in the steam fading on my bathroom mirror. –Elvis Costello

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Can you rec your favorite David/John fics? (:
Anonymous

Fantastic question, anon! I’d love to.

Kiss Me Quick by Versaphile (Part of a longer series - which you should also definitely read - but it works as a stand alone fic as well).

Hidden Music by Snowgrouse.

This Manchester United drabble by my esteemed colleague Starbuck.

Rejecting Your Reality by travels-in-time (I just searched for ages to find this one again, because it’s really neat. It’s not even slashy, really, but I’ve never read anything like it before or since).

Let me add that all other Dave/John fics by these people are also amazing.

Let me also add that if any of the above people see this and do not want to be recced, please tell me and I will be more than happy to remove your link.